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Answer Me Jesus™ is only available HERE!

A limited quantity of Answer Me Jesus™ in a new velvet finish is now available.

Answer Me Jesus - Pink Velvet.

Over 11 inches tall with 20 answers.

Order yours NOW and let Jesus help you with all of life's quandaries.

Get yours while supplies last!

Order through PayPal. Shipping to US Only. See Shipping Details Below.

$23.00

Got questions? Get answers. answers@answermejesus.com

Shipping Rates

For shipping to the Continental US only
Order Amount $0-$50 = $8 Shipping
Order Amount $51-$100 = $15 Shipping
Order Amount $101-$200 = $20 Shipping
Order Amount $200+ = $25 Shipping
For all other shipping request email answers@answermejesus.com for an estimate.

Standard Product Quality Notes

  • Answers are imprinted in small letters and reveled through blue liquid, as a result the answers are difficult to read. This is considered standard product quality.
  • The velvet finish can rub off over time, this is considered standard product quality.
  • The blue liquid in the answer container will evaporate over time. This is considered standard product quality. Unfortunately, Jesus is not exempt from the laws of physics.

    • Return Policy

    Please review the standard product quality notes above. We will accept returns and issue replacements on defective products only. If you have any questions or concerns about the products please inquire before making a purchase.

    You must contact us within 14 days of the purchase date. We will give you instructions on how to prepare the package. You will be responsible for the cost of return shipping. If the item proves to be defective, we will issue a replacement of the item. Initial shipping costs will not be refunded.

    We is not responsible for items lost or damaged during return shipping. We recommend that you use an insured shipping method with a tracking number.

    We reserve the right to refuse returns on items that are not in new condition or apply a damaged fee of up to 100%. If you are making a return, you must pack the items securely in their original product packaging to help eliminate damage during shipping. Please return the items in the same condition they were sent to you.

    We will notify you via e-mail once we've received and processed the returned item. Please allow up to 2 billing cycles for your credit to appear on your credit card statement.